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Thursday, January 13, 2011 12:51 AM

I Have Insect Spray Beside my Bed

I can OFFICIALLY say this now. I think my room is bug-infested. It's disgusting. And creepy. And like the title implies, I DO have insect spray on my bedside table; just sitting there like a tall, blue, proud tower compared to the tissue box and even the lamp. Honestly, how many of you guys go to sleep afraid that you're going to be attacked my a cockroach or something? *Puts both hands up* I really doubt you guys would have to put up with something like this but

A. My house is OLD AS.

B. My house has HOLES EVERYWHERE.

C. I share a room with a sister that chews bubblegum…and puts the 'finished product' in places other than the bin.

Yeah. Ew. Gross. My thoughts exactly; she's kinda responsible for all of it. And the worst part of this is, she doesn't get attacked by anything at all. When I yell at her for eating and keeping …blegh...in the room, she's like:

"Huh? What cockroaches? And it's only bubblegum."

IS SHE FUCKING RETARDED? IT'S FREAKING CHEWED UP GUM IN SOME HUBBA BUBBA CONTAINER NEXT TO HER PILLOW. AND SHE'S ALL "Oh no. It's perfectly normal". PERFECTLY NORMAL MY ASS.

Right now, I've got god knows how many mosquito bites on me (but that's because my bed is closest to the door. Gah.) AND here's a tally of the insects I've been attacked by and killed (yes, THESE ones are to be blamed on her)

Insects discovered and killed in a week

Spiders - 2

Cockroaches - 4

Mosquitoes - (Currently 7 mosquito bites in one night and counting).

I love insect spray. But it's a little scary spraying a big, hairy spider (shudder) and then watch it spaz out a little on YOUR BED. WHERE YOU ARE SUPPPOSED TO SLEEP. Far out.

I can also proudly say now, that I can do my own laundry now. I know, LAME. But if you've been spraying your bed sheets with insect spray, AND you've been picking off the dead bodies of insects and…spiders, it's kinda self-explanatory. Be proud of me! (Or not).

So here's a warning. DON'T eat in your bedroom, unless you're CONFIDENT that it is spider and cockroach free. DON'T.

Or you'll be spending your nights with induced insomnia…LIKE ME.

Laters,

Kookie.xx