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Thursday, August 19, 2010 2:41 AM

We all LOVE Sports

Sorry for the REALLY LATE POST...as you know, I REALLY SUCK at keeping up with updating my stuff. So be happy that I update the blog :D

Ok. Read on:

We all LOVE Sports.

Don’t we all? I mean, who can resist the urge to move around and ~~tackle~~ have fun with friends? What’s more, if you play against another team, you make new friends! FUN :D

Us NSG’ers had a GAMES DAY today, and yes, that meant more FRIENDLY competition against REALLY…REALLY NICE people from other teams. Take ASSquith for example. We played netball with them. I like netball games, and this one in particular. ~~SLU~~ NICE people. FRIENDLY, ABSOLUTELY ~~RIGGED~~ CONTACT-FREE, ~~BIASED~~ NO BIAS games. Yay!

Actually…I’m not in a sarcastic mood right now. And to all the suckers who thought I was actually telling them something true, I’m gonna give you a word. “SARCASM”. Look it up, and learn its art. It’ll help you to the end of your life.

Games Day, is perhaps the biggest joke there is in the history of foul jokes. A friendly competition with points and scoresheets? Friendly people who bitch about and intimidate other schools (with the exception of Hornsby :D)? Friendly Games Day? Whoever thought up the idea must be sick in the head. Very sick.

Now, I’m just gonna go on ranting rampage about the two schools that I hated most:

Asquith (also known as the Asses):

Really, apart from the black eye-shadow and constant contacting in netball, they also were perhaps the bitchiest school I have ever encountered. We played them in netball (yeah, I said that already…) and guess who were umpiring the game? The asses. And being the load of crap they were, yes, the game was absolutely rigged and biased.

Alright, you know how there is a metre (three feet) rule for defending? Yes well, apparently, we weren’t allowed to do that…and they were given the privilege of standing toe-to-toe with our team. Yes, we were made to stand so far away that three or four people could’ve stood between us. That’s pretty far. And my team was short (sorry!). I’ll let you work out the rest.

Contacting! Everyone’s favourite way of saying “I hate you.” :D Eh heh heh…yeah. So…contacting? Add the biased umpires and you’ve got a cooking recipe for a rigged game that shouldn’t have even existed. Every ball we caught, we contacted (trust me…contacting with the ball in your hands DOESN’T exist) and lost possession. Every time THEY contacted us, well, it just didn’t happen in their world. In the end, we were thrashed.

We shook hands:

Me: “Good game”

Batch: “Good game”

Me: Good game…*bitch*”

Yes. I am a mean person. We all are. Accept the facts.

Let's keep going. You know Macarthur? Yeah? Bogans? Yeah? Yup. They aren't bad people, just...just...err...yeah. That. (I'm sure you all know what I'm talking about *points to the head*).

And now you've got Asquith, being retards and yelling out hopeless stuff like "Oh you think 9 x 7 is 63". Well, sorry to say, but the answer is correct. You're just too dumb to notice it, Asquith girl :/

Riverside: Gawddamn those fudging batches >:( We poor asian people were battered with racism, racism, bruises, AND OH DID I SAY RACISM?! "Oh gosh, I didn't know Indians could play soccer"..."Hey you, Asian! ... UGLY!!!". Yeah. You get the point.

And they were blind. Apparently. Honestly, if the soccer ball flies a meter higher than the goal posts...then do you say that it landed RIGHT. BETWEEN. THE GOALS?! No. Of course not. But they, being absolute dicks, told the refs that it went through, even saying that it rolled in. No. It just doesn't work like that girls.

Girl-bashing is absolutely unacceptable. Boy beats girl? Nah. Not in this case. It a girl vs. girl situation where one girl (riverside) could be compared to a boy...and maybe could be more manlier than the boy himself...hm. I receieved 2 bruises from playing soccer, one massive one on my leg (Riverside...you kick the ball...not me.) and another to my rib. But I got lucky. Because I wouldn't want a ball to my face :/

I said I wanted to crush them, flatten them with a jackhammer, and then bring a machete. But then someone came along and said "Uh, Kookie, you're too light on them. Personally I would wipe them out with a NUCLEAR BOMB!". That person has earned respect from me.

Next time, I am having my weapons of mass destruction at the ready. NO BODY piss me off >:)

Laters,

Kookiemonstah.xx

Labels: bad, games day, rant, sports, sportsmanship